And The Winner Is….
Like a crazy Miss Haversham I sit on Oscar day/night dressed up and rocking backwards and forwards waiting for the last minute invitation to slip through the post so I finally have a reason for inventing teleportation.
As you can see I am prepared for said event to take place.
However it is looking more likely that me and R Pattz are gonna just have to hang out here and watch it on the television.
I am gonna go the distance folks, I am gonna watch the entire ceremony, AND I am gonna twitter my predictions/inane thoughts through the event or until I pass out with laughter at how funny Alec and Steve are…. (bit worried about that to be honest, I mean did they really sizzle on screen together in that Meryl Streep film about old people love?)
I might fall asleep half way through but I will try not to.
Anyway if you wanna join in the prediction party follow me and Rob (my lifesize cut out not Sparky) @ellenstarbuck on twitter, so lets all close our eyes and pretend we are Kristin Stewert, I mean there.
Right I must go prepare the twiglets and put some rose on ice.
p.s I bet you wouldn’t get Jonny Greenwood posing with a cardboard cut out of Daniel Day Lewis and twittering about it. Yeah.

Old people love in that movie was really not that cool.
That movie was more gross than anything, I think.
Well I am quite enjoying your twitter commentary.
I think there may be somthing to learn from the fact Jonny Greenwood wouldn’t do such a thing. I mean, in all fairness, he is frickin’ awesome.
I wouldnt dare compare myself and Jonny Greenwood im just saying he isnt awesome enough to have a cardboard cut out of a hollywood star.
You know, the funny thing is, someone would have to have been even more mental than you to have taken that photo.
alright, so what i am taking from this is that you guys prefer jacob to edward. cool.
am i the only one who enjoyed critiquing all of the one-strap dresses? there could have been some pretty ones there, with a few alterations.
Sandra Bullock came round last night, she went on and on and on and on. So we started talking about Los Campesinos! and she soon shut up I can tell you!
Anyway… We have added Los Campesinos! to our playlist and featured your work as the closing number in this week’s show. It went down a storm. Thanks for being pretty damn excellent!
Bren.
ellen u no radiohead won that award insted of u cos r the best and we won fair and square (not really lols) cos we rule!!!! ;lol!!!!!!!!1!!!
I am mental Jamie, I am.