The answer to all of your problems
Do you have a sex or relationship problem? Then maybe Dr. Robert can help in his new column for HEAT RASH. Perhaps you have a cheating spouse, an intimacy problem, or maybe you just want some killer lines to sweep that elusive other off his/her Birkenstocks.
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Dear Doctor Robert,
I don’t have a prostate.
Help!
I want to have rough and passionate sex with the entirety of LC! pls hlp thnx
My problem is i’m not getting any.
My girlfriend refuses to get a job in the phone sex business, despite the fact she’d clearly excel in such a career. What say you?
When I’m walking down the street, and I see a pretty girl walking the opposite way, I always have to get my mobile phone out and faux-check to see if I have any texts because eye-contact makes me nervous. How can I stop doing this and not feel weird looking into someone’s eyes?
I’ve been seeing this guy for about 7months, and he doesn’t call me his girlfriend but treats me like one. I only get to see him randomly through the week because we work together. But his job requires him to be out in the field alot. Everytime I try to break it off because I get no time with him and because he doesn’t want a “relationship” just yet, he pulls me back in some how. What should I do? A part of me wants to leave but a big part of me says stay “it will get better!”
I have a balloon fetish…