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Do you have a sex or relationship problem? Then maybe Dr. Robert can help in his new column for HEAT RASH. Perhaps you have a cheating spouse, an intimacy problem, or maybe you just want some killer lines to sweep that elusive other off his/her Birkenstocks.

Send your questions to helpmeheatrash@gmail.com

Comments (7)

SarahJune 25th, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Dear Doctor Robert,
I don’t have a prostate.
Help!

frustratedJune 25th, 2011 at 9:40 pm

I want to have rough and passionate sex with the entirety of LC! pls hlp thnx

Toby LeroneJune 27th, 2011 at 10:39 am

My problem is i’m not getting any.

Devastatin' Dave (the turntable slave)June 27th, 2011 at 10:50 am

My girlfriend refuses to get a job in the phone sex business, despite the fact she’d clearly excel in such a career. What say you?

AlexJune 27th, 2011 at 11:26 am

When I’m walking down the street, and I see a pretty girl walking the opposite way, I always have to get my mobile phone out and faux-check to see if I have any texts because eye-contact makes me nervous. How can I stop doing this and not feel weird looking into someone’s eyes?

MoniJune 27th, 2011 at 4:56 pm

I’ve been seeing this guy for about 7months, and he doesn’t call me his girlfriend but treats me like one. I only get to see him randomly through the week because we work together. But his job requires him to be out in the field alot. Everytime I try to break it off because I get no time with him and because he doesn’t want a “relationship” just yet, he pulls me back in some how. What should I do? A part of me wants to leave but a big part of me says stay “it will get better!”

numba1loonerJuly 12th, 2011 at 8:42 pm

I have a balloon fetish…

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