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posted June 25th,2011 by Robert
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Dry route to Devon, So great, like heaven, I think that we are losing a way.

posted June 26th,2010 by Robert

This is one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to write.  I’m afraid it’s not a food review, but I am sat in a little café north of the border that does amazing Orange Polenta cake. It is with very sad regret that I have to announce that I, Ollie Campesinos!, have parted company [...]

Food Review: North America, Volume One, Part Three.

posted May 17th,2010 by Robert

3rd – 4th May, Seattle, Washington Seattle is our home in the USA; we’ve spent so much time here that we know the city pretty well.  Having a day off meant that we could hit up our favourite haunts. First off for me was a visit to Top Pot doughnuts.  When we were recording Romance [...]

Food Review: North America 2010, Volume One, Part Two

posted May 14th,2010 by Robert

Welcome back to another instalment of us eating our way across America. 28th April Covington, Kentucky. Covington hadn’t provided us with that much during the day.  A trip across the Ohio river into Cincinnati led to a market research interview in a bagel shop, which included false names and the impracticality of bottomless coffee mugs. [...]

Food Review: North America, Volume One, Part One.

posted May 6th,2010 by Robert

So we have finally reached America and its time to taste its culinary delights. 23rd April. Hoboken, New Jersey. Maxwell’s does good food.  It was great to play a show and then sit down to a meal.  I had the chicken and cheese burrito.  It was massive and packed with lots of chicken, cheese, beans [...]

The Project – Update, Spring 2010

posted April 10th,2010 by Robert

Due to the power of wireless internet I’m writing this whilst sat in our garden.  Wilco is coming out of the kitchen and its warm and sunny.  It seems, possibly, that spring is actually here! So an update.  For anyone who has forgotten, I said I would try and liven up our back garden. Okay, [...]

Food Review: European Tour March 2010, Part Two

posted March 27th,2010 by Robert

Welcome to the second instalment of Team LC! eating their way across Mainland Europe. In Part one we tried Schnitzel, Moroccan Stew and Strudel.  What can the Low Countries and Paris offer us? Amsterdam First port of call in Amsterdam was a cafe (not a coffee shop!) called Pasta Tricolore.  After touring America with our [...]

Food Review: European Tour March 2010, Part One

posted March 21st,2010 by Robert

So, I’ve become lazy.  Its pretty difficult to write a review every day and get it uploaded, on average most food reviewers don’t review a meal each day so I’m covered. Instead I’ve decided to do a couple of posts covering what I had with a few notes. Munich So if anyone worked it out, [...]

Food Reviews: Mainland Europe 2010, Volume One

posted March 7th,2010 by Robert

We go to Europe tuesday, so we need your suggestions of where to eat.  Vegan, meat, strudel, coffee, beer, whatever really.  Anything you think us here at Team Campesinos! should try, let us know. A picture from the vaults.  See if you can work out where me and Tom are. A reminder of the dates. [...]

Food Review: Derby 18/02/2010

posted February 24th,2010 by Robert

Mark from Islet made a joke during their show, asking, as there was The Venue, does that mean that was “The Pub”, “The Shop”, etc.  I didn’t find “The Restaurant”, but there was a Chinese restaurant above The Venue so some of us went there. The menu was pretty widespread and cheap.  I fancied something [...]

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