Comments on: Harry Potter and the Half Decent Film

By: ron

ron — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:02:07 +0000

I always enjoy your reviews ellen

Gain 40lbs and become charlie brooker

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:43:31 +0000

so many good gay jokes between Dumbledore/Slughorn and Harry.
And the whole, “Your shoelace is untied” bit killed me.

By: Olivia

Olivia — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:06:23 +0000

Ginny Weasley just can’t fucking act, the mince pie thing was just embarassing. I love Draco, I wish they’d've given him a bit more focus.

It was a good film, but no CoS.

By: JoeyeoJ

JoeyeoJ — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:26:35 +0000

FOUR WHAM BARS IN A DAY!?
In today’s obesity obsessed times, surely not.
Other than that, I agree with the above^^

By: Ellie

Ellie — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:14:20 +0000

There was a little flash of Voldemort, when Harry touched the ring!
I thought it was a bit shallow, and they missed out the best bit of the book where they go back to the memory where Merope is in the house with her dad and brother, and the brother speaks Parseltongue… and she falls in love with Tom Riddle’s pa. I was well looking forward to that, but they cut it out completely, and then added in some really unnecessary crap. I think they got a little bit overexcited with the Quidditch, which, imho, really didn’t need to be in there.

I agree with the person up there who said that they wanted to like Bonnie Wright, ME TOO! Still, her mum and dad make well nice jewellery. She’s still got that.

Verdict – too shallow, but nice to look at, especially in 3D at the imax.

By: Nicola

Nicola — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:59:56 +0000

The bits that were supposed to be funny were lame, and the bits that were supposed to be romantic/serious/dramatic/angsty were hilariously funny for reasons I can’t remember.

By: Aisling

Aisling — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:45:28 +0000

Haha, the film was terrible, they left out VITAL things to the plot, and added a whole lot of shit that was pointless. Most of the actors are completely WRONG for the parts, and shit at acting anyway, so aye. And oh god, the romantic stuff made me want to tear out my eyes, it was so cringey.

By: Bradley

Bradley — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:01:10 +0000

I wanted so much to like Bonnie Wright, but she’s a terrible actress

Other than that, I was with this movie until the ending, which made pretty much no sense in the context of the film (gotta fix this cabinet so all these people can come watch but not help, whoops better walk out with no resistance). Also I guess the cool thing for Death Eaters to do is set shit on fire and that’s it? I dunno. At least we got some stellar Quidditch in this one.

By: dave

dave — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:51:12 +0000

i thought it was a boring film. i enjoyed the books but it just didnt keepmy interest, so i decided to take it on myself to be the twat that the whole cinema hates, ie laughing inappropriately and every time hermione cried making a high pitched AWWWWW noise. At least my friends like me

By: Victoria

Victoria — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:50:09 +0000

As much as I love Harry Potter I have to say I was disappointed. It focused mainly on teenage love drama and leaving out important things which almost made me forget I was seeing a movie about wizards. They added unnecessary stuff and then cut out things of vital importance. Then they practically skipped over the battle scene and it almost seemed like a joke. I mostly enjoyed the movie because of the comedy and Rupert Grint and Tom Felton’s acting and that’s it basically.