HEY GUYS, ME AND MY MATE PETE JUST GOT BACK FROM GLASTO, WE HAD A GR8 TIME, THANKS AND TOOK LOADS OF PHOTOS. WE JUST GOT THEM DEVELLUPED, HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAVOURITE BANDS WHAT WE SEEN: THANKS GUYS, SEE YOU THERE NEXT YEAR HOPEFULLY, LOVE YOU XXX
Steven Wells hated us. Though I scowled and said he was an over the hill idiot when he started slagging us a couple of years ago, I knew, deep down, a lot of it was true. I DID have shit hair and in hindsight my embracing of ‘twee’ was embarrassing, and something I dislike in [...]
Right guys… On the 26 May 2009, I asked one single, simple favour of you miserable bastards. In a heartfelt plea I requested you help me become SEXIEST VEGETARIAN IN THE WORLD TWO THOUSAND AND NINE, an accolade that I, doubtless, deserve, by just clicking on a couple of weblinks; and you useless turds couldn’t [...]
The record is complete. I think we have a name for it. Maybe. Not sure. Probably. All bar one of the sixteen pieces of music we have recorded have titles. On Monday night we had a bit of a bash and drank Champagne and ate Indian food to celebrate. Here are some snaps: I cannot [...]
On Friday night I had the absolute pleasure of attending the Britain’s Got Talent Live Tour at it’s stop at Cardiff’s International Arena. As I think I made very clear with my preview of the talent show’s final just a month or so ago, I am a big fan of the program and so to [...]
[vimeo http://vimeo.com/5233314] Here is the first webisode about a few dates from our three week West Coast of America tour with Sky Larkin. It features stunning scenery, shocking action sequences and mind blowing dramatics as well as a bit of swearing. It also features a topless man eating cheesecake. Enjoy Roflcopter Ellen x
I have not inflicted my irreverent ramblings onto this page in a while, and I am sorry for that, it is largely due a disease I have come down with called Twilightitis. It is a rare and troublesome problem which tends to target teenage girls and it has many symptoms, the main affliction being the inability [...]
Hello I would like to apologise for my appearance in the last two blog posts, so here is a picture of me in lots of clothes… Ollie
In…November, we did a tour with Sky Larkin and Lovvers across Europe. This tour culminated in three highly anticlimactic gigs in Italy, where we played in venues that were far too big for our limited level of fame. Comewhat the final night, in Milan, tempers were wrought, and myself and Ollie decided the only way [...]
